OMYGOD - must-have Crab bikinis

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Stonker, Mar 28, 2008.

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  1. My jaw dropped when I read of this monument to ostentatious bad taste*:

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    What fashion item should the Army put on the shelves of your local high street stores, to compete with this, and which historical dates should it/they commemorate?[hr]Stonkernote" I'd like to see a photo posted online of the first confirmed sighting (or even a photoshopped one, for that matter) of one of these bikinis - especially if it is adorning the salad-dodging, stretchmarked figure of some Crab JNCOs go-ugly-early missus/girlfriend :twisted:
     
  2. The Army version would have a lot of pouches ...
     
  3. But, face it - can you imagine the average WRAF bird wearing this?

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