Olympic themed Fancy dress

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Big_Barney, Jan 6, 2012.

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  1. Ideas chaps? Im struggling and dont want to have to resort to the traditional bed sheet generic fancy dress costume!!
  2. Go bollock naked with four sets of false buttocks attached about your person....the five rings !

    Coat, hat....
  3. Black up, snort some chang and go as Ben Johnson
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  4. Ermine robes, coronet, go as Lord Coe of cock up.

    Go naked, but oiled up, to reflect the Greek origins of the event, write 1 on your forehead, and many zeros on your body to reflect the amount of cash we are pissing up the wall for this shite.

    Go fully dolled up in Nazi SS kit, with a flaming torch to reflect on the 1936 Olympics where all the opening and closing ceremony bullshit started. If you have a coloured mate take them with you, and refuse to shake hands with them all night; they can give clenched fist black power salutes in return.
  5. Take a large bit of scaffolding pole with you.

    Then when anyone asks you if you are a pole vaulter

    You can say* "No I am German and how did you know my name was walter"

    *Dodgy boxhead accent required of course.
  6. fake big nose, skull cap ,white T shirt smeared with Tomato sauce=Israeli Olympiad Munich 72
  7. don't shave for a week, put on some tight shorts and go as fatima whitbread
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  8. 4 wooden posts, a roll of wire netting and tell people you are a member of the Fencing team.

  9. Or Black up wear a weatherman up your arse and go as Colin Jackson.
  10. Blonde wig, pillow stuffed down the front of an ill fitting suit, talk shite all evening = Boris Johnson.
  11. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Paint yourself ebony, keep your hands by yourside, wear an aubergine coloured darth vader helmet and go as Ben Johnsons Johnson
  12. Look as unathletic and seedy as you possibly can, stuff your pockets with brown envelopes and hey presto! A member of the IOC.

    Alternatively, be a weedy, humourless, irritable twat all evening = Sebastian Coe.
  13. Go naked and be the first steaker before the games start properly!
  14. Wear a micro bikini and go as a member of the Russian beach volleyball team.... you might even score. :)
  15. Piss and shit your bed for a month and wear that sheet. Hey Presto a toga for minging bastards (yes I speak from experience. You see what happened was........................................)