Olympic Highlights

#1
The Olympics – only a week away. What are you looking forward to?
The whole ‘experience’?
The display of the finest athletics in the world?
The pride and passion?
The heartache of the gallant losers?
Cheering on your favourites?

I personally am looking forward to a couple of weeks of:
Fit lasses running around in their underwear.
Fit lasses in their swim wear.
Judging the ‘Best Beard of the Games’ award – competed for by the female weightlifters from Russia the Ukraine and Bulgaria.

BvRP
 
#2
I will be looking forward to the Womens Gymnastics

I sit there hampton in hand imagining what I could do with one of those fit Hungarian birds that can fold themselves inside out and lick there own arseh0les :D
 
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#3
Mighty_doh_nut said:
I will be looking forward to the Womens Gymnastics

I sit there hampton in hand imagining what I could do with one of those fit Hungarian birds that can fold themselves inside out and lick there own arseh0les :D
There were a couple of dvds released in Japan a year or so back featuring Olympic medal winning Rumanian gymnasts doing there stuff with their kit off! Nothing quite like watching a small, lithe bird running up for her vault, with her norks waving round like semaphore flags. Very artistic in my view.
 
#6
Just read through the night and day mag (mail on sunday) Theres a photo spread of some of the ladies taking part in the olympics some realy nice pix of great looking girls in various states of undress , untill you get to the good old british team: Paula Radciffe looking like a stunned owl,just about sums up British chances ,when we cant even supply a decent looking bird for a photo shoot :twisted:
 
#8
chickenpunk said:
Mighty_doh_nut said:
I will be looking forward to the Womens Gymnastics

I sit there hampton in hand imagining what I could do with one of those fit Hungarian birds that can fold themselves inside out and lick there own arseh0les :D
There were a couple of dvds released in Japan a year or so back featuring Olympic medal winning Rumanian gymnasts doing there stuff with their kit off! Nothing quite like watching a small, lithe bird running up for her vault, with her norks waving round like semaphore flags. Very artistic in my view.
errrm...
theres a couple of clips on this site...just don't tell the missus! :wink:

http://www.kontraband.com/main.asp?cat=movies&page=9

about halfway down the page.
 
#9
Apart from the 'Best Camel Toe' competition, which runs parallel to the Beam in Womens' Gymnastics, I am looking forward to seeing the American athletes win lots of gold medals, only to have them taken away when the dope test results come back...
 
#10
Ah, such a profound insight into the male psyche :pPP

Just do long as you realise us gals will be watching some of the male competitors in a similar spirit :wink:
 
#11
Mighty_doh_nut said:
I will be looking forward to the Womens Gymnastics

I sit there hampton in hand imagining what I could do with one of those fit Hungarian birds that can fold themselves inside out and lick there own arseh0les :D
No, no, no. You've got it all wrong!

WOMEN'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL :twisted:

Now that's the sport to follow!
 
#13
How about introducing some new sports such as Mens Olympic Co ck Lifting, im sure that would get the viewing figure up?

Personally Im looking forward to the diving competition we've got great medal hopes with that fat fella whats he called.... John Smith... he does that running dive bomb :lol: 10/10 every time!

:lol: :lol:
 
#17
Ozgerbobble said:
Isn't it about time that Dwarf Throwing was recognised as an Olympic sport?
Not very PC Oz – Some may take offence at the less-fortunate persons of a lesser height being made an object of entertainment.

So we may as well go the whole hog and allow it - as long as its fit lasses in their underwear (or less) doing the throwing. :D :D :D
 
#20
Well, I am underwhelmed by this years biggest yawnathon. As are everyone else judging by the empty seats. I will have to entertain myself by trying to guess how many times the droning commentators can say the phrase 'Blue ribbon event' in relation to the 100m sprint.

If anyone is heading to Greece to fill one of those oh so empty seats, could they please find the two slappers who were sitting behind the start of the high jump this evening and give them a quick lesson on which way up the Union Jack goes.



THIS WAY UP !!!!
 

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