Olympic Ceremony Goddesses

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  1. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    The way the Greek economy is going you'll soon be able to get one for two loaves of bread and a pint of milk
     
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  2. Get one of what? The bubble tart or the overgrown long distance fag lighter?
     
  3. No, no, no Hammer step away from the Greek Goddesses! This is my very particular fetish so fuck off find your own!
     
  4. Meh...the army myth of Bromide must of finally kicked in, cause they didn't do anything for me.
     
  5. Of course, on the plus side, being Greek means they take it up the arrse.
     
  6. ....and after the age of thirty begin to resemble your avatar.
     
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    Pretentious crap! Nice tits though.
     
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  8. It's artisitic mate,innit.
     
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    That's dinner, you dozy trollop!
     
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  11. Ah yes, the Olympic Torch ceremony.

    A tradition that dates back many many centuries to, err, 1936. Dreamt up by, err, the Nazis, to celebrate "Aryan heritage." (The then favoured archaeological explanation of the ancient Greeks being that they were a wave of Aryan invaders who had swept down from the northern Heimat sometime in the preceding millenium. And not to be confused with the modern Greeks, who were really Slav untermensch hijacking the language and culture of their more glorious forebears.)

    And of course, in Olympia in 776 BC, there would have been a distinct dearth of women around the Games. But plenty of chaps oiling up other chaps... And that's before one even considers the Spartan contingent.

    But don't tell Seb.
     
  12. I saw on the news last night that one of the tarts was holding a bowl with the flame in it and it blew out! I don't know if this is a bad omen for Greece or for London,but it's certainly a bad omen.
    Also last night I saw a raven trying to shag a black cat.The Olympis are cursed I tells ye!
     
  13. In two weeks when they are forced out of the Euro and have to competitively value their new currency I am going to buy all of these women and make them feed me grapes.
     
  14. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    You won't get the chance. The German officers will get all the best tarts when they take over the country.
     
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