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Olympic Ceremony Goddesses

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Mr_Tigger

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#4
No, no, no Hammer step away from the Greek Goddesses! This is my very particular fetish so fuck off find your own!
 
#11
Memo to self (it will save you vast sums of cash and avoid untold misery):

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#12
Ah yes, the Olympic Torch ceremony.

A tradition that dates back many many centuries to, err, 1936. Dreamt up by, err, the Nazis, to celebrate "Aryan heritage." (The then favoured archaeological explanation of the ancient Greeks being that they were a wave of Aryan invaders who had swept down from the northern Heimat sometime in the preceding millenium. And not to be confused with the modern Greeks, who were really Slav untermensch hijacking the language and culture of their more glorious forebears.)

And of course, in Olympia in 776 BC, there would have been a distinct dearth of women around the Games. But plenty of chaps oiling up other chaps... And that's before one even considers the Spartan contingent.

But don't tell Seb.
 
#13
I saw on the news last night that one of the tarts was holding a bowl with the flame in it and it blew out! I don't know if this is a bad omen for Greece or for London,but it's certainly a bad omen.
Also last night I saw a raven trying to shag a black cat.The Olympis are cursed I tells ye!
 
#18
I saw on the news last night that one of the tarts was holding a bowl with the flame in it and it blew out! I don't know if this is a bad omen for Greece or for London,but it's certainly a bad omen.
Also last night I saw a raven trying to shag a black cat.The Olympis are cursed I tells ye!
Beware of Greeks bearing torches .
 
#19
My ex daughter in law is Greek & what a fat munter she turned out to be. In the end she had to have a gastric band fitted... pity it wasn't around her friggin' throat tho'.
 

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