Olight M23 Javelot Torch - With COMPETITION!

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  1. MrBane

    MrBane LE Moderator Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A new review has been created: Olight M23 Javelot Torch - With COMPETITION!

    Read the full review here...

    Though remember, answers in the REVIEWS COMMENTS. Not on here. Ta.
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2017

  2. Well I went for NAAFI
  3. Being a timid soul, I’ll wait ten minutes or so to see if you get smitten by the Mjolnir of ban hammers ...
  4. MrBane

    MrBane LE Moderator Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nah, go for it. NAAFI standard.
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  5. Where's my torch then? No point dragging it out.
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  6. Diane Abbot's disembodied, enlarged, sentient, cottage cheese smeared, gaping clopper, chewing on and spitting out the remains of a KFC bucket meal.
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  7. This is not the competition you tit.

    Plus if it was disembodied, how the fuçking fuçk would you know it's hers.
    Look you're too late, I got in with the winner yesterday.
    Plus I will be adding to the reveiw by testing it's ability to be used clubbing tramps.
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  8. MrBane

    MrBane LE Moderator Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I'll clarify that this lunatic has not won and his tactic of PM'ing me to talk about when he got crabs in Weymouth will not influence the outcome.
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  9. I may or may not have combed out a load of crabs and sprinkled them in a certain cuñt of Lance jack's gear in the drying room at Wyke Regis....

    I have never claimed to be a nice person.

    PS. I am not a lunatic, I have been tested.
  10. Jarrod, naked and bent over
  11. So who won?
  12. Helm

    Helm LE Book Reviewer

    Me but it's a secret
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