Oldies - Forget Facebook...Heres SagaZone

#1
Some of you elder gentlemen on here may find use for this site:

http://www2.saga.co.uk/sagazone/

If you get fed up with chatting to the younger folk and haven't got a clue what an i Pod is and milk was tuppence a pint when you were younger then this is the place for you.



P.S Let us know what it's like, I'll be there in 7 years!!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#2
At last! A place for intelligent and intellectual conversation. A place where we can compare the benefits of walk-in baths and stair lifts. Where we can get insurance quotes and a carriage clock free. A place bto meet eligible widows with a bob or two tucked away in their surgical stockings!
 
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old_fat_and_hairy said:
At last! . Where we can get insurance quotes and a carriage clock free. A place bto meet eligible widows with a bob or two tucked away in their surgical stockings!
On my 50th birthday I got a card from SAGA wishing me a Happy Birthday and offering insurance, health benefits, wealthy widows etc.
I thought I'd start with the insurance.
"How much for a Skoda Estate?"
"That'll be £253 Sir"
"Oh no, it won't, I'm only paying £153 now"
All the old Gits who live near me seem to think that SAGA is on their side. B0ll0x, SAGA is a very successful money making machine.

btw - OF&H - if you do have any spare widows left over from your researches :D
 

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#4
I couldn't agree more! My insurance quote from them was double that which I pay at present. The only way in which they have benefited me was, bizarrely, in boat insurance, They were cheaper than the original quote (which was from the company they use).

Not that I qualify for Saga, of course, being just a stripling.
 
#5
Saga are looking at floating as well, which will see them fleecing the oldies for all they can get... How many Companies put their customers welfare before the money they earn? And how well would that go down at a Shareholders meeting?!
 
#6
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Not you OFAH - we don't want a repeat of "The Jelly Incident". Off to your room with you and if Matron catches you having a sneaky 5 knuckle shuffle again you will be on half semolina rations for the rest of the week.

JD you stripling - Off to the allotment with you!

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#7
The 'jelly incident' was over-hyped. It just added an extra layer of cream to the trifle!

The saga site is great! Just think we can now discuss the relative merits of menthol mints compared to Werthers, and get informed answers. Just what we have all been waiting for.
The ladies on here can get definitive product reviews of 'Tena Lady' and be secure in the knowledge is first hand.
 
#8
Heedthebaw said:
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
 
#9
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
Heedthebaw said:
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
Stops them falling out of bed
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#10
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
Heedthebaw said:
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
Look, bloody young pup. We might be old, but not quite dead yet!
 
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ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
Viagra? Bluddy useless! I took one last night ... got stuck in my throat ... woke up this morning with a stiff neck ...

Time for a nap now ...
 
#12
old_fat_and_hairy said:
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
Heedthebaw said:
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
Look, bloody young pup. We might be old, but not quite dead yet!
When you are you may be of some use then! :wink:
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#13
Enigma266 said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
ANOther_STAB_in_the_Dark said:
Heedthebaw said:
RIGHHHHT!

Listen in you bunch of old buggers. Blue Pill first, Pink one second. Into the Comfy armchairs with you and sit down with Jeremy Kyle.

Bloody old codgers today, think they own the place.....mutter...twitch. :)
Isn't the blue pill viagra ?? :? what would they want that for ?? :twisted:
Look, bloody young pup. We might be old, but not quite dead yet!
When you are you may be of some use then! :wink:
At least having taken Viagra before dying the undertaker will have a handle to pick me up with!
 

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