Oldest McDonalds Worker in the World......

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  1. A few years ago I went through a Maccas drive through and serving the customers was a woman in her '40s.

    She was wearing the same uniform as the spotty Mcteenagers and had a look on her face that said "Please, kill me. "




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  2. I once said to him what he did if the kids were gobby to him.....he said ''I'll just slap 'em''!
     
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  3. He's 88 and his wife is 69! The dirty cradle snatcher!
     
  4. Yeah, definitely buddy.

    Ironically I remember the days when McD's employees wore stars on their uniforms!!!
     
  5. He was offered a free cruise somewhere or other (along with the other Arctic Convoy veterans) but turned it down because she doesn't like boats!
     
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  7. Yup, completely agree, vvaannmmaann
     
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  8. Good point, well presented.
     
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