Oldest Age Gap Between you and a partner

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Who was the older one Lance?

Just recently split up from a 29 year old man.
I'm 42...yup that's 13 years my junior :wink:
 
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Not at all ..but he was 29..ex army..a fitness instructor...cute... and he was well into me..well it would have simply been churlish to say no :lol: :wink:
 
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She was 49, I was only 17 and a half. She worked at the Mon Cherie Brothel in Stuttgarter Platz in Berlin. The relationship was frantic and exciting but alas, shortlived (over in about 10 minutes I recall). When I look back, I'm sure she was only after my money. Bitch. :cry:
 
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blondebint said:
... and he was well into me.. :lol: :wink:
Ma_Sonic, I do believe you've missed an opportunity here.... :wink:
 
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msr said:
Ma_Sonic, I do believe you've missed an opportunity here.... :wink:
Indeed he did msr..I keep setting up the funny nicely for 'em and half the time it's missed :roll: ..must be the heat 8) :wink:
 
#8
I had a 16 year old girlfriend in Ireland. I was 28 or 29 at the time. She knocked me socks off !!

Ma_Sonic said:
She was 49, I was only 17 and a half. She worked at the Mon Cherie Brothel in Stuttgarter Platz in Berlin. The relationship was frantic and exciting but alas, shortlived (over in about 10 minutes I recall). When I look back, I'm sure she was only after my money. Bitch. :cry:
Ma, did you ever go next door to the Blue Angel? A girl in there called 'Tina No Knickers'. Don't know why she was called that.....
 
#9
A 'young' Gunner (all of early 20s) did marry an old lady he met in Canada - she must have been 50 in the shade and came complete with ready made teenaged family in tow.
She made her appearance at a social function one day soon after their nuptuals and the BSM said to the intrepid young Gunner (loud enough for all assembled to p!ss thenselves laughing) "Gnr xxxxxxx so nice of you to bring your mother and your brothers and sisters" :lol: :lol:
 
#10
Ma, how did you manage to last ten minutes? At that age ten seconds would have been good for me!

:lol: :lol:
 
#11
She was 25 years older than me as well,but looked about 30 at the time. She lived in a very nice part of the smoke,class act, had even been to a party thrown by Picasso. Her father was a famous Pilot, yep, she was roughing it by her standards :D

Got spoilt, taken to nice places ,Lots of pressies all gratefully received.

Christ, I was a shallow, dreadful bastard. I'm not particularly proud of that episode of my life. The final straw was a casual remark by me, at the Top Gun premiere in Leicester Square (She was connected as well as loaded) , that I wouldn't mind a watch like Cruise was wearing for my birthday. Birthday arrived, as did a very very serious chronograph, which was a shade south of 2 grand. I just couldn't do it anymore, I think I grew a conscience.

Still, she was gorgeous, Blonde, leggy and went like a train.

In the other direction, 15 years. She was just a very intelligent, tight bodied brunette, huge eyed gorgeous pixie-looking filth bucket. God knows, if she ever reappeared in my life, I'd be in mortal danger of being unfaithful to the future Mrs. PTP :evil:
 

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Ma_Sonic said:
She was 49, I was only 17 and a half. She worked at the Mon Cherie Brothel in Stuttgarter Platz in Berlin. The relationship was frantic and exciting but alas, shortlived (over in about 10 minutes I recall). When I look back, I'm sure she was only after my money. Bitch. :cry:
I am distressed to think I shared the same bath water with you, Ma, but at least I may have had the last laugh- I always pi$$ed in it before I was chucked out! You couldn't beat waking hungover in the morning smelling of bubble bath!
 
#13
Gunny_Highway said:
I had a 16 year old girlfriend in Ireland. I was 28 or 29 at the time. She knocked me socks off !!

Ma_Sonic said:
She was 49, I was only 17 and a half. She worked at the Mon Cherie Brothel in Stuttgarter Platz in Berlin. The relationship was frantic and exciting but alas, shortlived (over in about 10 minutes I recall). When I look back, I'm sure she was only after my money. Bitch. :cry:
Ma, did you ever go next door to the Blue Angel? A girl in there called 'Tina No Knickers'. Don't know why she was called that.....
Gunny, I remember Tina!! She was a little dumpy Turkish thing with short bleached hair!! Gawd....it's all flooding back. She was from Ankara and had a flat down just off the main road between TH Platz and the Zoo BAhn hof. What a girl! Never charged me a pfennig........she was brill!
 
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blondebint said:
msr said:
Ma_Sonic, I do believe you've missed an opportunity here.... :wink:
Indeed he did msr..I keep setting up the funny nicely for 'em and half the time it's missed :roll: ..must be the heat 8) :wink:
If the opportunity ever arose my dear......it wouldn't be the only thing that did :wink:
 
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QMan9193 said:
Ma_Sonic said:
She was 49, I was only 17 and a half. She worked at the Mon Cherie Brothel in Stuttgarter Platz in Berlin. The relationship was frantic and exciting but alas, shortlived (over in about 10 minutes I recall). When I look back, I'm sure she was only after my money. Bitch. :cry:
I am distressed to think I shared the same bath water with you, Ma, but at least I may have had the last laugh- I always pi$$ed in it before I was chucked out! You couldn't beat waking hungover in the morning smelling of bubble bath!
Pissed in the bath frequently old man! One of the lads farted in it once and followed through......we were banned for months! Great days! :lol:
 
#16
Ma,

Sheeze kebab, small world!! Lovely Tina (no knickers) with the bleach blond hair !! I introduced her to my brother, and he swore blind he'd never ever step foot into the Blue Angel again when she showed him what was under her dress!

Ma and Q Man,

Gulp and tripe gulp! Hope the dates Dec 86 - Jan 90 didn’t coincide with your appearances in the bath ! One night I sat next to a lad who to this day I don't know, apart from the fact he was a squaddies at Brooke-Wavell Bks. Sat next to him for nearly two hours watching and talking about the different women take to the stage, then when the bath started and volunteers were asked for, feek, he leaped to the floor and two seconds later was bollock nakid, with a stonk on, masquerading to one and all !! He was a machine on stage. Sweat pouring from his forehead, tongue hanging out. Me and the lads cheered him on !!

Can always remember some short arrsed German on the stage, also with hard-on. One of the ladies literally slapped his stonker hard with the palm of her hand. Instant erection loss and tears in his eyes !! Again, me and the lads pee'd ourselves laughing, but not before letting a dull 'Ooooouch' out for the bloke !!
 
#17
Was there in '86 !!!! Were you in 7 Flt? My assumption (probably wrong) that you were the same coloured beret as MDN? Tell you what, I'll start another thread called 'Whores we grew up with'!! Seeya there!
 
#18
31 years is the biggest age gap for me,
whilst at shrewsbury flower show with our regimental recruiting team the youthful 23 year old l/cpl flump was noshed off by a 53 year old Hyacinth Bucket lookalikie member of the local townswomens guild, flowery dress, shoulder pads, pearls and all. all done in the back of a 4 tonner whilst numerous people proceeded to scale our climbing tower overhead! :oops:
 

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Ma_Sonic said:
Was there in '86 !!!! Were you in 7 Flt? My assumption (probably wrong) that you were the same coloured beret as MDN? Tell you what, I'll start another thread called 'Whores we grew up with'!! Seeya there!
Hardly, didn't get to Gatow much,I was at the BMH, 84-86, so we may have crossed the streams! "Mon Cheries", now that brings back memories- illegal in some countries!
 

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