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Old women fantacy.

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Two older women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.


The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
 

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