Old sweats v Crows

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HLS, Dec 10, 2004.

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  1. HLS

    HLS Old-Salt

    ............or ARRSEBANGERS v ARRSEWIPES

    Is it me or has there been a shift in the balance of power on this site, some of the more established members :wink: appear to be on the wain. Not that this is a bad thing in itself............ just curious you understand.
  2. perhaps they're just p*ssed off with the inane one line WRVS chatroom, come online chat and flirt service that this once proud den of filth has become.

    every decent thread that ever gets posted in the bar gets f*cked over by boring females who come on here to tell the world how attractive and available they are , and male sycophants sucking up to them in the vain hope of some online attention, or to contribute by having one line slagging matches.

    i believe in the graffiti art world , ruining someones art by scrawling sh*t all over it is called tagging ..... and people have been known to get stabbed for it.

    just my opinion of course.
  3. :D :D :D
  4. So I suppose a shag's out of the question then? :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. We do seem to be lacking in filth and debauchery, need to move back to the roots of the NAAFI.
  6. Good points, well brought out. There needs to be another forum 'The WRVS Lounge' where all the girly giggling can continue, whilst gross acts of ill considered horror are described - and perpetrated - in the Naafi.
  7. Well corp you are all about filth and debauchery, day after day sitting on your sofa watching gay porn and jamming fruit up your hoop and smearing peanut butter on your todger in the hopes that your 3 legged one eyed mangy mutt will give you a nosh :D
  8. Speaking of "boring females who come on here to tell the world how attractive and available they are", here is their Queen, Dame Ctauch. Shouldn't you be out giving bums free hernia checks?
  9. Somehow that just isn't as offensive when said with an american accent :roll: :wink:

    We all know that Corps prefers grooming dwarves and umpaloompas for sex as he might stand a chance of satisfying them with his midget dick :wink: :lol:
  10. Not since you took over my corner, and ran all the bums off with your vile smell :D
  11. Look you badger humping, Hoon looking momma's boy, I prefer the term "Horizontally Challanged"! :D
  12. It does seem to have turned back into the den of dullness.

    Been some cracking threads of late, thanks to AFKAC, shortfuse and RTFQ et al... but they get dragged off thread quickly and turned into a box of wee and poo really quickly.

    Maybe the NAAFI needs torching to the ground and rebuilding?

    Maybe the NAAFI needs whittling down into 30 or so pages of belly laugh threads and delete all the piss and dribble.

    Either way it needs sorting as its not even worth reading at the minute.