Was looking through "Controversial Album Artwork" earlier on MSN and drifted off to think about songs of old that would never have seen the light of day in these "modern PC offend no-one" days. I offer "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" by Maurice Chevalier: Thank heaven for little girls for little girls get bigger every day! Thank heaven for little girls they grow up in the most delightful way! Those little eyes so helpless and appealing one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin' Thank heaven for little girls thank heaven for them all, no matter where no matter who for without them, what would little boys do? Thank heaven... thank heaven... Thank heaven for little girls!