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Old Soldiers

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Two Chelsea Pensioners were sitting outside The Royal Hospital getting a little sunshine. Albert groaned. "I'm so bleedin' full of aches and pains these days, sometimes I can hardly stand. How about you, Cyril, you're about the same age as me, how are you feelin'?"
Cyril replied. "Like a new born baby." Albert was stunned. "Really?"
Cyril said. "Yep, no hair, no teeth and I've just fuckin' shit myself."
 

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