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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Fatarse, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman had been on the game for years and was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night. She decided to tell her husband that she had "caught it" climbing over a fence.

    After an hour in bed with her he looked at her and asked "Just how far across the fucking field were you before you realised it was caught?"
     
  2. Very naughty.........but nice!