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  1. The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

    Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

    The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

    God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

    Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

    The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

    You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

    If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

    Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

    If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

    Please copy and send or email this message to your friends and family so they can have a chance to be saved.

    http://GotQuestions.org/now-what.html - Go to this website if you were saved today.

    RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com - My home email is for comments and questions.
  2. I'll just bet that MDN is lubed up and ready to go town on this poor unfortunate's buttocks.
  3. 8O Stand back, this is going to get messy!
  4. How many emails do you think he'll have by midnight?
  5. This was posted a couple of hours ago, but disappeared thirty seconds later. I didn't even manage to post my reply.

    Yes, luckily enough I already know the truth of Heaven.

    It's a blow-job and a cold beer on a hot summer's day.
  6. Hmmmmmm.

    I found earth heaven when I got engaged and married. :D

    Will that do for now? 8) :?
  7. Blaaugh pass the sick bag. Is she watching you?
  8. Either that or she knows who he is on Arrse
  9. That's what I ask telesales people:

    "Hello Mr Cuddles, I wonder if you could spare some time to consider purchasing..."

    "Yes of course, however before you go any further, could I ask you if you have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ?"

  10. I just tell them to foxtrot oscar.
  11. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Damn, and I thought it was all those maidens, a garden and wine flowing from a fountain.

    Right I'm off to change religion!
  12. That'll be because you do not have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ...sinner!!
  13. Looks like Flashy has a new log-on.
  14. Not too sure about the technical aspects of haveing 'been saved' or 'from what'?

    would hate to think i am going down to burn i the full fury of hell that is reserved for dykes without useing my full quota of sins so i may just have to email for some advice :p
  15. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    This is a very dangerous place for a "Cut n Paste" Godbotherer.

    Anyway, if you want to preach Christianity at least try one of the more liberal versions such as Lutheranism. Why is it that born again Godbotherers always seem attracted to the more proscriptive versions of the life of the communist carpenter?

    I personally want nothing to do with your version of God because he demands things from me in order to save me whereas Martin Luther expounded the idea that everyone would be saved by a God that truly loved them with all their flaws including the flaw of not recognising their flaws and grovelling on their knees whilst getting milked by the church.

    So, Lutheranism is the Godbothering for squaddies, you can get drunk, shaft loads of women and God will still love you.