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The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}

Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}

The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34}

God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8}

Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven.

The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}

You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.

If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved.

Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.

Please copy and send or email this message to your friends and family so they can have a chance to be saved.


http://GotQuestions.org/now-what.html - Go to this website if you were saved today.

RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com - My home email is for comments and questions.
 
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I'll just bet that MDN is lubed up and ready to go town on this poor unfortunate's buttocks.
 
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How many emails do you think he'll have by midnight?
 
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This was posted a couple of hours ago, but disappeared thirty seconds later. I didn't even manage to post my reply.


Yes, luckily enough I already know the truth of Heaven.

It's a blow-job and a cold beer on a hot summer's day.
 
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Hmmmmmm.

I found earth heaven when I got engaged and married. :D

Will that do for now? 8) :?
 
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caubeen said:
Hmmmmmm.

I found earth heaven when I got engaged and married. :D

Will that do for now? 8) :?
Blaaugh pass the sick bag. Is she watching you?
 
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That's what I ask telesales people:

"Hello Mr Cuddles, I wonder if you could spare some time to consider purchasing..."

"Yes of course, however before you go any further, could I ask you if you have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ?"

"Erm...click...."
 
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Cuddles said:
That's what I ask telesales people:

"Hello Mr Cuddles, I wonder if you could spare some time to consider purchasing..."

"Yes of course, however before you go any further, could I ask you if you have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ?"

"Erm...click...."
I just tell them to foxtrot oscar.
 
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Tartan_Terrier said:
This was posted a couple of hours ago, but disappeared thirty seconds later. I didn't even manage to post my reply.


Yes, luckily enough I already know the truth of Heaven.

It's a blow-job and a cold beer on a hot summer's day.
Damn, and I thought it was all those maidens, a garden and wine flowing from a fountain.

Right I'm off to change religion!
 
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the_matelot said:
Cuddles said:
That's what I ask telesales people:

"Hello Mr Cuddles, I wonder if you could spare some time to consider purchasing..."

"Yes of course, however before you go any further, could I ask you if you have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ?"

"Erm...click...."


I just tell them to foxtrot oscar.
That'll be because you do not have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ...sinner!!
 
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Looks like Flashy has a new log-on.
 
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ronald337nc said:
http://GotQuestions.org/now-what.html - Go to this website if you were saved today.

RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com - My home email is for comments and questions.
Not too sure about the technical aspects of haveing 'been saved' or 'from what'?

would hate to think i am going down to burn i the full fury of hell that is reserved for dykes without useing my full quota of sins so i may just have to email for some advice :p
 

maninblack

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This is a very dangerous place for a "Cut n Paste" Godbotherer.

Anyway, if you want to preach Christianity at least try one of the more liberal versions such as Lutheranism. Why is it that born again Godbotherers always seem attracted to the more proscriptive versions of the life of the communist carpenter?

I personally want nothing to do with your version of God because he demands things from me in order to save me whereas Martin Luther expounded the idea that everyone would be saved by a God that truly loved them with all their flaws including the flaw of not recognising their flaws and grovelling on their knees whilst getting milked by the church.

So, Lutheranism is the Godbothering for squaddies, you can get drunk, shaft loads of women and God will still love you.
 
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Cuddles said:
That'll be because you do not have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ...sinner!!
I'm a bad Catholic I know! :D :D

What's God going to do about it-shave my head and send me to sea???
 
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I prefer the Bill Hicks version of God.

You don't need a book, or a church. God's love is eternal and everlasting, He will love you no matter what. All he asks is that we love all the poeple, then maybe we can have a world that be nice to live in.

But then I'm a bit odd.
 
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Tartan_Terrier said:
This was posted a couple of hours ago, but disappeared thirty seconds later. I didn't even manage to post my reply.


Yes, luckily enough I already know the truth of Heaven.

It's a blow-job and a cold beer on a hot summer's day.
how very enlightened you are sir!
 
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MiB, if you want squaddie-friendly religion, rock on down to your local Reform synagogue and have a word with the rabbi. Here's why:

1. There is no hell in Judaism.

2. You only have to repent one day a year.

3. You and your missus can use condoms, the Pill, a diaphragm, an IUD and pull out all at once, and God won't bat an eye.

4. No proscriptions against boozing or gambling.

5. No fundamentalist Christians!

The only real down side is that the synagogue fees are a little stiff. But if you just grit your teeth and set up the direct-debit, you're in God's good books permanently.

Oh, and you may have to pass on bacon-cheeseburgers.

:D
 
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the_matelot said:
Cuddles said:
That'll be because you do not have a real and sincere relationship with your saviour Jesus Christ...sinner!!
I'm a bad Catholic I know! :D :D

What's God going to do about it-shave my head and send me to sea???
No put you in the same mess as the whale Turney and cry boy Batchalor :twisted:
 

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