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Old Pilots

#1
Ya think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!



An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
 
#5
Don't worry - I'm sure the dull kunt will be along in a bit to tell you to fuck off, or inform you he's been banging your mother, father, cat, dog, etc, etc - he's a bit speschul. :)

Fuck Off I banged your Mother , Father , Nan , Grandad , Sister , Brother , Uncle , Cat ,Dog ........... oh and i almost forgot you ,You dirty perv I'm going to rape you and force feed your Mums shit cuz i know you love it ;)
 

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