Old people have sex - OFFICIAL!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Apr 19, 2006.

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  1. Yep - it's true, folks.

    It seems those brainy science types have excelled themselves (dared to excel?? ;) ) once again!

    Click here

    Keep putting those pound coins in the jar, boys!
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Darth....Does that mean you're STILL having sex???....at YOUR age!!
  4. ...and they were paid how much to figure that little gem out?
  5. "Professor Laumann said people aged 40 to 80 engaged in a significant amount of sex.

    He added that whilst researching this he'd also discovered that water is wet and the sky is blue, however he said that to work out whether it gets cold during the winter he'd need an additional grant of £20,000."
  6. Didn't really need a sociology professor to point that out. But it's nice to have these things scientifically verified, thanks.

    Now, combine this research with this article...

    and we conclude why old people have sex.

    They're all bored.

    Now I'd like to know how coco-pops turns the milk chocolaty - over to you boffins.
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Unless you're married with kids.......
  8. A quiet afternoon, Darth?
  9. Fcuk yeah...even went into chat FFS. :D
  10. Thinking about old people having sex makes me heave...
  11. the grey beast of two backs.........the overpowering smell of urine & humbugs................songs of praise on the televison to set the mood.......& an industrial size tub of ky jelly...............yes please :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  12. i can provide a link to a few sites if you need to see how its done!
  13. I'm over 40 and I'm at it like a rat.
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Sh** house rat!! :twisted: :p