Old Man farts.....

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by afghanman, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. Well it does say 'Regular Entertainment' on the club sign. :lol:

  2. 'I am a loud farter, but there is no smell'
    Doesnt he know that you can never smell your own?
  3. When he feels the urge, instead of going outside, he should run up on stage and light 'em up. That'l give the old dears something to complain about.
  4. ...and at a university (where else, except for a council possibly?)....a woman claims she was fired because of her chronic flatulence.

    The worker, who cannot be named for legal reasons, says she was taunted by colleagues with cruel jibes about a "terrible smell".

  5. Her line manager Nick Cole said her claims were trumped up

    Wasn't that the problem? :wink:
  6. He works in our office !
  7. LOL this man is my hero what about his Human Rights...to break wind in public
  8. Under H&S should the company not be required to issue her with charcoal underpants?