old man and copper

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by node, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An old man was sitting on thecurb outside a pub, sobbing helplessly.A cop asked him what was wrong. 'I'm 75 years old,'he cried,ánd I've got a a 25 year-old wife at home who's beautiful, randy, and madly in love with me.' So whats the'problem?'asked the cop. Í cant't remember my address.