Old lady in the lift

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.'

    Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily, 'Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle.'

    A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'Brussel sprouts, 25p a pound.'
  2. :twisted: " A ripper" !!!!