Old kens booted over 1000 bords back doors in

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Mar 15, 2012.

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  1. Wait until Dreary Deirdre finds out they'll be facking murders.
    Saying that if his lurvemaking is as bad as his acting there's 1,000 very unhappy women out there.
     
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  2. balls..i'm a bullseye!

    1000 birds, he looks like he got a haircut with my mum
     
  3. Top half of his left ear is missing hence the hairstyle.
     
  4. Your mum was one of the 1000.
     
  5. 1000? Amateur.
     
  6. Wonder how he managed that? Considering he stars in the worlds most depressing tv show. He must have a cock like a babies arm.
     
  7. so what attracted you to the millionaire bill roach?????
     
  8. I thought he was skint after that newspaper debacle in court.
     
  9. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Id find it easier to beleive that deirdres had 1000 blokes!
     
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  10. Her fanny would be like a windsock
     
  11. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
     
  12. He must have saved a fortune in Rohypnol.... he would have bored them into a feckin' catatonic coma.
     
  13. Whores don`t count.
     
  14. 1000 for fuck's sake, that's less than one a year in his case!