old guy

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by bad_pixel, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. this very attractive young lady entered the train compartment in which was this well dressed old guy. After some time the old guy says
    "You are such a beautiful young woman I would love to see your beautiful pussy"
    she says " "no, you cannot see my beautiful pussy"
    some time passes
    he says: " I would pay 5 thousand euro just to touch your beautiful pussy"
    the beautiful young woman considers this offer and agrees. so they go off to the wc compartment.
    She remove her knickers and with one foot on the bowl presents her beautiful pussy to the old guy.
    the old guy studies the pussy from this angle and that angle for some time.
    " well aren't you going to touch it ? "
    " I'm afraid i can't"
    " why is that "
    " because i do not have any money"