Old Folks Home

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A couple decided to place their elderly Father into an Old folks home. they searched around and eventually found one they all liked and moved Dad in. A week later they went back to see how he was settling in.

    Eveything is fine, he said I can go for walks, look out of the window and play bingo whenever I want. and every night I get a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra.

    Well the couple are a bit purturbed by the last statement so they go to see the manager.

    Is Dad right about getting a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra each night? they asked.

    Yes, said the manager, the Hot Chocolate helps him sleep & the Viagra stops him falling out of bed!


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