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Old Folks Home

A couple decided to place their elderly Father into an Old folks home. they searched around and eventually found one they all liked and moved Dad in. A week later they went back to see how he was settling in.

Eveything is fine, he said I can go for walks, look out of the window and play bingo whenever I want. and every night I get a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra.

Well the couple are a bit purturbed by the last statement so they go to see the manager.

Is Dad right about getting a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra each night? they asked.

Yes, said the manager, the Hot Chocolate helps him sleep & the Viagra stops him falling out of bed!

Q What is the difference between an Italian Grandmother & an Elephant?

A About two stone and a black dress

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