Since OFAH joined our merry crew I have noticed, with dismay, the feeble attempts that OFAH has made in trying to get his end away. I do not think there is a single (or married) female on ARRSE that hasn't drawn his attention. This has to stop. The man has needs. I think we should have a whip round (phnaar phnaar) and get him a high class escort to relieve the obvious tension that semen retention is causing him. I have the envelope and I have thrown my lose change in. So the fund currently stand at 37 cents. Your thoughts?