Old Contemptible

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Mar 8, 2011.

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  1. I was showing my mate some of my Grandfather's mementoes, in his living room, after he had passed away.

    I said, "This is his old knife. He stabbed a German to death with this."

    My mate said, "World War 2?"

    I said, "No, last year in Majorca. They had a row over a sun lounger."
  2. Very Good!
  3. Similar joke by a comedian but with a broom handled mauser, can't remember who.

    But still, good one!
  4. Peter Kay.... Phoenix Nights, when Max and Paddy become hit- men.
  5. Thats the one! Nice one buddy, think ill give it a watch sometime soon