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Old Contemptible

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I was showing my mate some of my Grandfather's mementoes, in his living room, after he had passed away.



I said, "This is his old knife. He stabbed a German to death with this."



My mate said, "World War 2?"



I said, "No, last year in Majorca. They had a row over a sun lounger."
 

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