old arab

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a
nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to
put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa:
do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful",

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
Abdullah says with a big smile. "There's a musician here-- he's 85
old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him
'Maestro! There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't
been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honour! There's a
dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and
everyone still calls him Doctor?! 'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35
and they still call me 'The Fucking Arab'
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