Old and hackneyed phrases

#1
After Pitswampers post in the Emp. Mong thread:

"Aye, along with "Book him Dano, murder one." and "Let's be careful out there."

And my own fond memory of Dixon of Dock Green uttering the immortal words "If you are out tonight, on your bike, wear white" and of course his signature:

"Evening all".

Lets have all your favourite (or most hated) police / gangster related TV / film lines.

You doity rats.
 
#4
"Just the facts ma'am" Dragnet reruns.
Still use it to the missus when she's blathering on.
When out of range of thrown objects obviously.
 
#8
Good night Vienna.
 
#9
"Who loves ya baby?" - Theo Kojack

"Just one more thing..." Columbo

"We've got him bang to rights" - Jack Frost

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callaghan
 
#10
"Fire up the Quatro"
Gene Hunt-Legend.

"Eee, I thinks we should take this drunken cunt to the station and do him for drunk and incapable." Copper in Whitehaven, Cumbria as he stood over Pitswampers inebriated body.
 
#12
Get yer strides on, you're nicked (usually growled by Jack Regan on a dawn raid to a scrote in bed with his dolly bird)

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#13
Surrrr, there's been a murrrrrderrrr - usually uttered by DC Jackie Reid to a grumpy faced DI Jim Taggart.
 

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#15
One of my lance jacks looks a bit like Vinnie Jones, and since that ad's been out I've used every opportunity to sneak in a piss-take. Every brief where the word "volunteer" is brought up, it's all eyes on him, swiftly followed by the words, "who ain't breathing". Trouble is, it's kinda caught on, so he can barely go anywhere now without having to walk past one or two guys pressing down thin air, pulsing in chorus to "ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive"

Think he was relieved to get out to Canada for six months in the end.
 
#16
"Get in the wagon cunty-bollocks" - RMP patrol half way up Hospital Hill, Aldershot circa Xmas 1988, just before depositing me in Bruneval Guardroom. I still don't know where I lost my desert boot.
 
#17
After Pitswampers post in the Emp. Mong thread:

"Aye, along with "Book him Dano, murder one." and "Let's be careful out there."

And my own fond memory of Dixon of Dock Green uttering the immortal words "If you are out tonight, on your bike, wear white" and of course his signature:

"Evening all".

Lets have all your favourite (or most hated) police / gangster related TV / film lines.

You doity rats.
You`re surrounded by armed bastards.[Gene Hunt]
 
#19
Gene Hunt: You're nicked for the murder of Delphine Parks, the rape and attempted murder of Nina Akibo. Anything you say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until your choked to death!
 
#20
Not addressed to an empty chair:
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 

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