Oktoberfest Fancy Dress

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  1. I've got oktoberfest coming up in the Mess in a couple of weeks. I don't have any germanic 'rig'. What should i get???
     
  2. This is all the rage..

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  3. Swimming trunks and sunglasses. Just ensure that you've got a sunlounger in the bar with your towel on it.
     
  4. mankini or speedo's?
     
  5. msr

    msr LE

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  6. Do not dress up in a Fraulein outfit as you will invariably be bumraped by MDN. Definitely wear lederhosen mit kneesocks and expect your arse to be slapped times a plenty.
     
  7. Remember to shave your head if going for this option.Finish off with can of Zyklon B carried under the arm.You are sure to win a prize.

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  8. Go as Queen Victoria.
     
  9. Just turn up as the ' Brit abroad' - It will go down a treat, mein kliene shatz.