OKCupid! The Queens English Test

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  1. YOU - have got an absolute nerve posting this you fcucking moron - you are one of the most iliterate on here!!
     
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    please please please..its saturday go out or something and play at the local electricty substation :evil:
     
  3. I scored 94%. The test does not however inform me which question or questions I answered incorrectly.
     
  4. 96%. I want to know which one I got wrong! But then I married a spam so have an excuse for any spam pollution of the Queen's English.
     
  5. 92% nu kno it doan tell me where i f8cked up innit m8
     
  6. 84%..what a thick cnut, I`m ashamed to call myself an Englishman 8O
     
  7. 94% the 4 year old got 74%....

    Beebs ;)
     
  8. 76%. Hoots Mon that was poor!!
     
  9. 96%.

    Not sure what some of the questions had to do with English, though.
     
  10. 92%, cosmopolitan etc but I'm not English!
     
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    92% after 6 cans of wifebeater and a bottle of a very nice Malbec.

    Obviously not trying, actually not terribly arrsed.
     
  12. 96%- "A True Brit"

    However,I took another test....................and this was the result:

    The False Prophet
    You scored 37% Pride, 55% Envy, 75% Ambition, and 62% Deceitfulness!
    You are the False Prophet, a member of the unholy trinity along with The Antichrist and Satan. In the Bible, you are described as having two horns like a lamb, but speaking as a dragon. Essentially, this means that you are a master of deception. If only the people of the Earth knew better than to put their trust in you. You have the power to work miracles, including the ability to make fire rain down from heaven. Your primary goal on Earth is to force all people to worship the Antichrist. You are a very ambitious person, so you will carry out this task with a great zeal. After you’re finished, people will not only worship the antichrist, but they will worship his image as well. That’s impressive! In spite of your ambition, you know your role and are happy to serve under the Antichrist. This is because you are a humble person and don’t mind sharing the spotlight with others. You are also a rather cruel person, so your goals line up quite well with the sinister plans of The Antichrist. No doubt, this is another reason why you won’t mind serving the him. You can both realize your evil dreams together. The picture shows you being cast into the lake of fire with the Antichrist.






    If you liked my test, send it to your friends!
    The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10531125146878970544


    They know me better than I know myself :twisted:
     
  13. 72%?!?!? that's disgusting for a law student. Who are yo hoping to be, Lionel Hutz??

    And have you noticed how law student nver ansers any of her posts
     
  14. Lawstudent try
    This & Here and post said results
     
  15. Maybe people with tounges stuck to windows should not write posts ...discuss