Okay, if this was a UK politician...

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  1. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

  2. Oh it has to be Nick Clegg and a woodland creature.
     
  3. Anne Widdecombe and a Shire Pony
     
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  4. They thought they'd got that Labour bloke, but it turned out he was a nature photographer looking for badgers.
     
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You are a (very) sick man, and you have a weird ability to paint pictures with words....
     
  6. Tony Blair and a howler monkey

    oh, wait....
     
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  7. Gove and a woodlouse.
     
  8. How would you tell the difference?
     
  9. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    One is a small, multi-limbed, creature with a nano-intellect. The other is a woodlouse.


    (boom, tish, ayefangyoo. I am just awaiting my coat and carriage).
     
  10. Louise Mensch & Caroline Flint, with me.
     
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  11. One is a disgusting, fetid, creature. Living in dark, damp corners of society, feeding off detrius and generally being a revolting pest.

    The other is a woodlouse.

    Boom boom
     
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  12. Good fucking call that man. Even though Mensch has ears like the Jules Rimet cup, i'd do her so she wouldn't shit right for a week.
     
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  13. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Ed Balls up to his Balls in Ed Milliband!
     
  14. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I was dissapointed there were no pics, Austrians, again living the lie that they are the weaker diluted Germans!
     
  15. Agreed. If it was one of the Hun, there would have been at least a "Ja ja mit der klinker" shot. Fucking boxhead sex walts.