OK Whos had her? Dads only need apply apparently!

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    [align=center]Why I steal other women's husbands... A shockingly unrepentant woman explains herself[/align]


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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1207711/Why-I-steal-womens-husbands--A-shockingly-unrepentant-woman-explains-herself.html


    Ok I would, quite a few times actually, but the real question here is:


    HAVE YOU DONE THIS WOMAN, AND WILL YOU ADMIT TO IT?
     
  2. Not yet, do we have contact details?
     
  3. Ok, so she's an ugly admin spunk bucket with a soldier fixation, an excessively strict upbringing, and an attention whore to boot. She is an arrse troll and has already PM'd you as her next conquest.

    My congratulations sir, you just got yourself laid :wink:

    Better still point her at EX_STAB. Do him a favour he needs it! :D
     
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

  5. "Soon, we fell into a pattern. He would come to my house straight from work on a Saturday and a Tuesday night, telling his wife he was going to the pub with his friends.
    We became more and more reckless. I'd call him at home at prearranged times, and he'd whisper into the phone.

    He loved his children, but he said he and his wife no longer had anything in common, and that they slept in separate beds"

    FFS do chicks really believe these same tired old lines!! Still, if I had been constantly rejected and used like a jizzz bank for most of my life then I would try and justify it as publicly as possible too.

    And besides, what the fcuk is that haircut all about?! Not only a gopping mutant fringe but she could at least topped up the grey bits - skanky gutter crawler.

    4 pints, minimum
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You did, much better.
     
  7. I won't argue with that Grems, although she looks like fcuking Deirdre
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I never said I was fussy! I'd do Gail if she took it up the hoop!
     
  9. Ha ha!

    :D

    Thing is I'm not married, never have been. She wouldn't be interested.... :)
     
  10. Stick a ring on your finger, look frustrated and embittered and she'll think you're approaching your silver anniversary :D
     
  11. I hope the 4 pints go with a bottle of Tequila.. because 4 pints is not getting me even semi....
     
  12. When did Jonno get tagged Oxygen Thief? Bloody unreasonable that is. Does no one recognise a true wit and raconteur?
     
  13. He's got me rumbled!