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  1. Why should it?
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    This just goes to show what a sick society we live in.

    Who let the woman ride the scooter in the first place? Fcuking disgrace.
  3. One of the "old/infirm/I'm too lazy to walk" twonks in my village campaigned for a tree to be removed because it protruded onto one of the footpaths she used.

    The tree, which had stood for nearly 200 years, was duly removed - even though we are in a conservation area and you need speshul permishun to do that sort of thing.

    A few days after the trees destruction she was seen driving the bloody machine on the road. Why didn't she do this in the first place????

    I'm a bit of a spaz myself, but when I see these twonks speeding along the pavement, stopping outside a shop, leaping off with more energy than I can muster, I feel like kicking fcuk out of them and their fcking machines.

    Rant over, over
  4. Why? I don't go around attacking old bints. I would however happily perform the river dance on your face before biting your lips off, kicking your stones into your gut and queening you.