One of the "old/infirm/I'm too lazy to walk" twonks in my village campaigned for a tree to be removed because it protruded onto one of the footpaths she used.
The tree, which had stood for nearly 200 years, was duly removed - even though we are in a conservation area and you need speshul permishun to do that sort of thing.
A few days after the trees destruction she was seen driving the bloody machine on the road. Why didn't she do this in the first place????
I'm a bit of a spaz myself, but when I see these twonks speeding along the pavement, stopping outside a shop, leaping off with more energy than I can muster, I feel like kicking fcuk out of them and their fcking machines.