OK, which of you's rape van was this?

#3
He won't be using the van for a while. I wonder how long the tax and MOT are OK for.
 
#8
The article says it took 6 hours in all.... did he have erectile dysfunction or something?
 
#9
This reminds me of a storyline on The Bill in the good old days of DS Frank Burnside. A hooker was complaining of a rape but Frank was busy with another crime, so he came out with the immortal line

"Never mind love, you'll have to put it down as un-paid overtime"..
 
#10
This reminds me of a storyline on The Bill in the good old days of DS Frank Burnside. A hooker was complaining of a rape but Frank was busy with another crime, so he came out with the immortal line

"Never mind love, you'll have to put it down as un-paid overtime"..
Isn't rape of a prostitute classed as shoplifting?

Is that my taxi?
 
#11
This reminds me of a storyline on The Bill in the good old days of DS Frank Burnside. A hooker was complaining of a rape but Frank was busy with another crime, so he came out with the immortal line

"Never mind love, you'll have to put it down as un-paid overtime"..
Isn't rape of a prostitute classed as shoplifting?

Is that my taxi?
 
#12
Well, it doesn't belong to me. My rape van has a wood-chipper towed behind it.
 
#13
#14
It wasn't mine. Rape a prostitute? Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
 
#16
Look this murdering of prostitutes might have been all well and good in the 1880s but damnit man, this is the C21st!
 
#17
Is rapped the same as raped because if he rapped her then the sentance is a bit stiff
 

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