OK then, what sort of boy do you go for?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by auscam, Jul 30, 2009.

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  1. Rushforth Ruffian, Billy Fury quiff mandatory

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  2. Croc wearer with personal hygiene problems

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  3. Mackintosh wearer with pasty complexion and shifty demeanour

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  4. Burberry wearer with glazed eyes, facial twitch and a pit-bull on a length of string

    5.6%
  5. RM T-shirt wearer with rollmat, plucked eyebrows and carpet-burned knees

    5.6%
  6. Dashing Chap, face down, with a length of sharpened hacksaw blade in his throat

    88.9%

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  1. This is a long overdue attempt to counteract the Shameless Heterodoxical Oppression of the other poll. You know, the one about girls.
     
  2. Anyone else have their paedo-sense tingle upon reading the thread title?
     
  3. You have a paedo-sense? You can get locked up for that these days you know.
     
  4. Corps T shirts are for work and PT, I would happily ragef*ck the baggy bottom of a walt in Royal T shirt
     
  5. Covered in galaxy and handcuffed to the bed :twisted:
     
  6. Another thread and another reason why Arrse has become bollox, lost its way,its fallen off the tracks. !!!
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    One's with tits and a natural fanny. I call them girls.
     
  8. and got really dissapointed when they read it
    not me obviously, cough cough splutter!
    thougt it was gonna be about sailing :oops:
     
  9. And I've been here all night.............
    so when are you going to use me or let me go :p
     
  10. When you learn how to behave me darlin :wink:
     
  11. You said you like it nasty :? Oh god I'm going to be here forever :lol:
     
  12. Who said I was being nice :roll:
     
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Come on then Padre, this is your type of thread. :cry:
     
  14. :lol: :lol:
     
  15. What sort of MAN I go for:

    Funny
    Experienced
    Confident
    Original thinker
    Spontaneous
    Adventurous
    Playful
    Nice physique
    Intelligent :)

    Arghh its the Naafi bar

    ....a massive c*ck
    ....a set of restraints
    ....a devious, filthy mind
    ....stamina, stamina & more stamina :p