OK then, how gay are you? Eh?

#1
I recently spent hundreds of kangaroubles on an entirely hand-made Italian silk tie (they're so hard to find) which I then wore to a modelling agency photo shoot.

I don't know what I was thinking.

It won't happen again. :oops:
 
#5
puzzledgrunt said:
I recently spent hundreds of kangaroubles on an entirely hand-made Italian silk tie (they're so hard to find) which I then wore to a modelling agency photo shoot.

I don't know what I was thinking.

It won't happen again. :oops:
You really need to get yourself to George at Asda. It's so cheap you can vomit over your suit AND tie and simply chuck it all in the bin and start again! : :p Now that's not gay in any way whatsoever, it's a man's game!
 

Fugly

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#6
A Mans man always has at least 2 drinking tracksuits - a Mess meeting / random event one, which can be puked on and abused to death, and his proper suit, reserved for occasions when his missus keeps him in check. :D
 
#8
I just found out that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body. That count?
 
#9
I've recently toyed with the idea of joining the RAF Regt Reserve. What a poof!
 
#10
YAWN FUKCIN`YAWN!
 
#11
At the weekend was trying to clear some space in my wardrobe and found myself thinking/sorting "seasons", "colours" and "what can mix and match with what", I obviously have been sublimely brainwashed into some type of raving fashion hombre :oops:

I did make a recovery later on by wearing my troop sweatshirt (from 1987 so just becoming comfortable) to split some logs (using a proper axe) and ignoring the GF complaining that I had "good" jeans on......
 
#12
I secretly drink Campari and soda, but only in the Med, where everyone's a bit gay.
 
#13
I'm the man!!

I'm standing here infront of a webcam while my misses is in aldershite wearing her suspenders and cacks,and a firmly padded black lacy bra! :p

I've got my todger tucked firmly between my legs` proper girl style!

and I'm pushing her stilettos heal right up my starfish 8O with my other finger(little finger) in my mouth(doctor evil style)

and all for a measly £20 for 10minutes webtime.


I've got barrymore on the line at the moment and he is gagging for it :twisted: :p (he loves the 5 oclock shadow effect too)

now thats gay!!! :D
 

TheIronDuke

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#15
I work with a chap who drinks Japanese tea.

Last Friday I began the day by bellowing "Right, which one of you twunts is pissing in the sink?"

Cue sheepish git murmering "Its not piss. Its my Japanese tea".

Just call me Diedre.
 
#16
Im gayer than all of you! Ive been driving my girlfriends bright red VW Beetle with teh "babe on Board" sticker, the pink fluffy cushions in the back window and the fluffy toy purple flower in factory standard flower holder. Beat that? think not.
 
#17
I'm Dutch. Jushht how ghey ish that?
 
#18
I do most of the cooking at home and when my gf asked what I wanted for Christmas I said "Well, I could do with some new oven gloves".

And she got me some. And a pinny. And I was rather pleased with them.

Taxi! Brighton please driver ...
 
#19
so at least we invented something(beside the CD player) :D
 
#20
I'm sorry did you all not read mine

"But the biggest kick I ever got, Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock"

Etc

COME ON I'm The Minciest!
 
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