OK, Start Fapping Now...

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  1. "Fapping"?
  2. Well, Shawn will be able to have sex with his own private audience soon enough in Jail.

    Ah, he's Military Police… that explains it.


    They be looking at 6-15yrs


    Use of a Child Less Than 17 in a Sexual Performance (Class C Felony) and Endangering the Welfare of a Child (Class A Misdemeanor).

    :For a class C felony, the term shall be fixed by the court, and
    shall not exceed fifteen years;
  3. Wanking.

    You int down wiv da Kidz innit.
  4. I've heard of Flapping and Frapping but not Fapping!
  5. So it's what the yoof of today call Thrapping? TVM.

  6. You should hear what they call you.

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  7. Cruel perhaps, but I can't help noticing a resemblance between the young lady:


    and Springfield's Cletus Spuckler:


  8. According to Beavis and Butthead it was called "spanking your monkey".
  9. "huhhh huhh huh... uh huhh huhh huhh..."
  10. The best bit is the fantastic quote offered by the spokesman for Fort Drum, Lt Col David Konop:

    'We are constantly trying to brief our soldiers on things that they should not be doing.'

    It must have taken years of training at the Defense Information School to have come out with that gem...
  11. I'd still do her... Obviously.... Goes without
  12. Someone like that must be over the porn sites like a rash, so someone on here must have full body pics.
  13. Shurely the correct term is "Thrapping"........at least thats the way it sounds when I,...............eeerrrrmmm! yes, well, that is to say.........