Ok pass the booze i need it now!

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  1. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
    demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the
    end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
    Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
    words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run
    that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey
    or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to
    drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of

    Falling down water anyone?
  2. Been done before somewhere.......can't be bothered to find a link though.
  3. What a fantastic arguement for becoming an alcoholic.

    Thank you for your wisdom.

    Off to the Pub :D
  4. Sorry looked and couldnt find one....oh well.