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Ok pass the booze i need it now!

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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the
end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run
that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to
drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of
shit.


Falling down water anyone?
 

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