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OK,own up.Which arrser was it?

#2
A spokesman for Lothian and Borders Police said: "At the moment this enquiry is at its very early stages and we need to establish the exact circumstances of how Magdeline came to be within the boot of the vehicle.

"We are appealing for anyone who may have seen Magdeline since she went missing last week to contact us.
Interesting statement, either they don't believe her, or they expect the perpetrator to confess, or they are just thick as pig shit... I'll go with thick as pig shit myself... if it was West Yorkshire Police they'd be looking for a bloke with a Geordie Accent.
 
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Isnt the Astra a hatchback? She could have kicked her way out via the parcel shelf (madeof felt/plastic) and climbed over the rear seats. From my experience of Vauxhalls, they are not exactly robust.

If she wants a week off work during christmas she should have phoned in sick saying she had the flu
 
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walt_of_the_walts said:
Isnt the Astra a hatchback? She could have kicked her way out via the parcel shelf (madeof felt/plastic) and climbed over the rear seats. From my experience of Vauxhalls, they are not exactly robust.

If she wants a week off work during christmas she should have phoned in sick saying she had the flu
Pretty much my opinion.
 
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ObnoxiousJockGit said:
walt_of_the_walts said:
Isnt the Astra a hatchback? She could have kicked her way out via the parcel shelf (madeof felt/plastic) and climbed over the rear seats. From my experience of Vauxhalls, they are not exactly robust.

If she wants a week off work during christmas she should have phoned in sick saying she had the flu
Pretty much my opinion.
The lengths some people will go to in order to avoid spending Christmas with the family,fcukin disgrace. :roll:
 

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#13
I hope no ARRSER would own a red-coloured Vauxhall Astra, registration Y295 SRS. Surly you should be checking the Prune site for possible culprits.

That said it is good that the lady in question has been found safe and well whatever happened to her.
 

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