OK Male for Nice Bird...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by mister_trivia, Jan 8, 2008.

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  1. Ex Army bloke, bit disabled but otherwise up to the mark for the right lady. ;-)

    Male, late 40's, lookin for company. Handed the uniform back a few years ago. If you're bright, funny, pushy, smart and gorgeous, give us an email.

    I'll just wait for this lot to take the p*ss now. A lot. And loud, I suspect.

    But don't let that bother you....



    :)
     
  2. Incoming!!!
     
  3. Must...resist

    Temptation....too great

    Cannot....stop
     
  4. Get some training from this thread first. Your skills need refining :twisted:

    Looking for love
     
  5. hi, Im a scruffy, young, all round bastard who will probably get hammered and then try and cop off with your mates. WLTM an attractive niave woman with agressively low self esteem. No Chubsters.
     
  6. .....rhymes with "horrocks"..... :)
     
  7. my sister is available..........
     
  8. we know ;)
     
  9. Erectile dysfunction?
     

  10. You don't want much do you.
     
  11. you might be out of luck on this site.
     
  12. Hi Trivi (can I call you that),

    I'm a young girlie and sooooo horny love you long time...only 10 dollah you PM me for horny horny love

    Loretta
    XXXXX
     
  13. Good Day
    My name is Miss Dian James , the only daugther of late Mr.
    and Mrs James konta of the blessed memory My father was a
    very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic
    capital of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by
    his business associates in one of their outings on a
    business trip.

    My mother died when I was a baby and since then, my father
    took me so special.
    Before the death of my father on jenuary 2003 in a private
    hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his
    bedside and told me that he has the sum of Eight Million
    United States Dollars left in a fixed/suspense account in
    one of the prime banks here in Abidjan, that he used my
    name as his only dauther as the next of kin in depositing
    the fund.

    Please, my love, assist me in this manner and we shall
    convene together in the Great Britain.

    Anticipating to hear from you soon .

    Love and God bless!

    Best regards,
    Miss Dian James