Ok it was me and I'm not sorry. They were open lectures alright. Just because she can't hold a conversation about one of her greatest pass times, acting, isn;t my fault. I didn;t mean to upset her I was just asking questions and the scumbag press have gone and blown it all out of proportion. I bet she's even more frustrated when she finds out tjat tje minder she has was sourced by me.
She could come round to my place, magic me up sausage egg and chips, polish my wand a bit and then I'd teach here the old "now you see it now you don't, the bark like a dog spell or how to tame the beast with two backs!"
She could fly home on her broom once my cauldron is empty, I'm fu*ked if I'd pay for a taxi!