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OK Hands Up, Whos Bought One?

£129? You can get them spamside for $169. Rip off Britain at work again. I've been offering my services for $100 a time to stand behind a gamer with a 5 ft wrecking bar my hand for a slightly more authentic feel. The trick is to hit them hard enough to create traumatic amnesia (so they ask you back again) but not so hard that they end up playing Steven Hawking's Spack Chariot Racer for the rest of their lives.
I suppose the idea has legs - we could remote Helmand/Basrah back to a hanger in Brize and save a fortune on Tristar and Omni Air flights. Combatants could then play COD4 against each other during luls in the battle as a training aid.

What utter pish.
hmmmm these people want to know what its like to be shot in the chest im sure their must be a few fig.11's that want a day off.......
I wonder if it simulates having a foot ripped off by a landmine? No ... thought not. Any gamers want me to hide under their desk with a hatchet to add that effect please PM me ... always happy to oblige someone wanting realism :D

some bloke in our office is a 'gotta get the new' stuff and he was bigging it up...glad i seen it, now online i can imagine him looker a bigger cnut so i'll save a bit more time and aim for the spleen!!

seriously though if they bring out a crutch version i'm in!
id only get this if it had a dial so i can crank it up and feel like id just been hit by a small car:)

i can imagine playing COD4 with a more advanced version of this kit(the dial version i hope will come out)

but to be honest i could get similar effects from one of the muscle toner kits with the pads that electrocute you at certain settings(which i must say is a great game to play with your mates or just while your watching telly or trying to write something(well actually its great for no reason at all i just love feeling like ive had a tendon pulled with eye watering force)

endless possibilites :)they may even have it configured with boxing games thus leaving you actually brain damaged and minus afew ribs ohhhh yeah!!! im all excited:)


If someone wants to know what it feels like to get shot at, why don't they just join the army.
i tried but they didnt want to know and im only a mere 31

i suppose my mental health records didnt help:)(and no i was never section`d)

still id have been an asset,oh well!

back to the electrocution pads

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