Ok confess which arrser was this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Abdiel, Feb 8, 2012.

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  1. Who's being feeling pretty desperate recently?

    Police search for man who stole rubber doll from sex shop | Mail Online

    In a nutshell a masked bloke broke into a sex shop armed with a knife grabbed a sex doll titled "Fuck me Silly" then made his escape without nicking anything else.

    Now I've heard of finding a last resort but thats insane even if the product is allegedly so popular its sold out.
  2. I hope it's not one of those Afghan sex dolls. As soon as you take them on a bus, plane, or tube they blow themselves up!
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  3. Doubt it was an Arrser, the sheep is still in the shop
  4. An arrser would rob a pet shop, Hamsters Gerbils Mice. tubing etc
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  5. if pets at home started selling beer I'd cancel my spearmint rhino membership
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  6. Last time I had one, I bit her arse and she just farted and jumped out of the window...

    I'll get my coat..
  7. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    A typical Arrser would start an outrage thread calling it a walt.
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  8. Perhaps he's called Silly?
  9. Stacker hasn't been on this morning.
  10. Wrong, a typical Arrser would've pinched this.

    rubber fist.jpg
  11. The 'Married' female doll is guaranteed against leaks, it'll never go down on you.
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  12. I'd heard it was the post-coital fag that did for her...
  13. It was me, Spartacus!