Ok admit it who takes a Teddy Bear to bed?

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  1. According to a Travelodge survey

    Travelodge - Press releases

    20 pc of men admitted to cuddling a teddy bear in bed! I want to know what they were really doing with those bears?

    15 pc of women (a surprisingly low percentage) admitted to the same.

    The "cuddillow" (it will have arms) will be free of charge for guests to hire...so who's going to reception to ask for one?

    Do you think it's a good idea to somehow incorporate the image of Angelina Jolie onto the 'cuddillow'?

    I used to have a bear.....
  2. Err no, I prefer to cuddle my girlfriend in bed.
  3. Fucking hell your board

  4. Cant say the same i hate cuddling your missues
  5. Far easier to get away with an arctic sock in your dossbag than a soft toy.
  6. Kylie does
  7. what happened to the bear?
  8. Still sounds better looking than some of the 'THINGS' i've been with! ;-)
  9. That bear definitely has a smile on his face.
  10. I Do, He is called Sponge Bunge and rode on the front of my parents scooter when they went to Whitby on Honeymoon 51 years ago
  11. A well looked after bear then. I feel almost embarrassed to say I've shafted my bear to the attic. :(
  12. As you shoud :) At least mine glares (glears?) down on me from the top shelf of my cupboard.
  13. Just because she is from North Wales. Thats almost racism you Swansea bigot :)
  14. P_J

    P_J Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I wonder if she thought about the placement of the microphone before the picture was taken :lol:
  15. :smooch: :p Guilty as charged m'lud. And a wank sock too.