I was commissioned in 2002. I have never yet had an OJAR, despite having written in that time enough CRs on my blokes to make my hand go numb. I do have a nice shiny operational insert, which helps. As 2006 draws near, the advice I received in 2004 (when I last asked about them) to be a good boy and pipe down must be about to expire. Any handy hints on how to give things a shove? Or should I just chill out about all this?