Just been chatting with a mucker about old tours and our former troopy came into conversation. Turns out she is now a propper yummy mummy. The conversation went from yummy mummy to MILF and then i "invented" OILF (Officer I'd Like to Feck). I would like to trademark this as my own work, unless I've missed something ??? The term OILF can be applied to a good lookin female troopy OR an complete thobber of a 2Lt who comes up with stupid ideas, they both deserve fukcing ! Any one know how I can trademark this and beat the credit crunch ? I might not solely rely on this to make my millions, BTW.