Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Random_Task, Sep 18, 2006.
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Do people from Middlesbrough speak English?
They might get better results if they fit loudspeakers as opposed to microphones.
I had a tour once of a company which does remote-and I mean REMOTE-CCTV surveillance of sites like fish farms in the Highlands. All from a control room in Airdrie. They had speakers fitted to the cameras and would shout at the poachers; never failed seemingly.
Was it akin to Max's car alarm?
Get an RSM on the case:
"YOU - YES YOU! BASEBALL CAP OFF, BLING OFF, GET OUT OF MY TOWN SQUARE - DOUBLE AWAYYY! AND GET YER HAIRCUT!"
You with the "Blair Is a #$%^" t-shirt. Yes, you!
Put your hands behind your head and drop to your knees.
Do it now! Or we'll shoot.
"OI YOU , YES YOU , MORE TONGUE AND GIVE HER CHEBS A SQUEEZE"
Just boresight a GPMG to the camera - saves on expensive speakers...
You with the Blair is a #$%>" t-shirt, we know he's a cnut. Well done, carry on.
My wife witnessed this in operation in Chippenham, wiltshire, some little hitler having a ball. Mind you, I then thought how interesting it would have made the walk back to camp after a night on the p*ss when I was serving.
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