Oi, you! Yes, you... CCTV gets a voice in English town

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Random_Task, Sep 18, 2006.

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    Do people from Middlesbrough speak English?
     
  2. They might get better results if they fit loudspeakers as opposed to microphones.
    I had a tour once of a company which does remote-and I mean REMOTE-CCTV surveillance of sites like fish farms in the Highlands. All from a control room in Airdrie. They had speakers fitted to the cameras and would shout at the poachers; never failed seemingly.
     
  3. :D

    Was it akin to Max's car alarm?

     
  4. LOL!

    Get an RSM on the case:
    "YOU - YES YOU! BASEBALL CAP OFF, BLING OFF, GET OUT OF MY TOWN SQUARE - DOUBLE AWAYYY! AND GET YER HAIRCUT!"
     
  5. You with the "Blair Is a #$%^" t-shirt. Yes, you!

    Put your hands behind your head and drop to your knees.

    Do it now! Or we'll shoot.
     
  6. "OI YOU , YES YOU , MORE TONGUE AND GIVE HER CHEBS A SQUEEZE"
     
  7. Just boresight a GPMG to the camera - saves on expensive speakers...
     
  8. You with the Blair is a #$%>" t-shirt, we know he's a cnut. Well done, carry on.
     
  9. My wife witnessed this in operation in Chippenham, wiltshire, some little hitler having a ball. Mind you, I then thought how interesting it would have made the walk back to camp after a night on the p*ss when I was serving.