Oi! Wankers!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dogmeat, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. H3

    H3 LE

    Will man juice come off in the wash or do I still need to buy one every month or so ??
  2. Nah... Fucking hole!! There's a place for this and it aint here. Here is for sweary descriptions of fictional happenings. Begone with your "post & run" interlinky thingumajigs!

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  3. You can buy a rubber keyboard which you can roll up and chuck it in a drawer. Fairly cheap too.
  4. There's a few fuckers on here that could do with one of them; Dribbling mongoloid cunts!
  5. Is it bbq'd eggproof?

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  6. If you boil the right numnber of eggs for you bbq, it's neveer going to be a problem.

    Numnber? Neveer? Fucking mong!

    Note to self : Chwck your fucking typing when pissed!
  7. Don't think the keyboard would handle the heat.