Oi, RBL. Think about those of us at the sharp end, do.

TheIronDuke

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#1
The RBL Spring Appeal.

I am expected to flog raffle tickets to my chums and business associates for a blue Ford Focus?

This is not the ST touring, the rally Perez or the RS. It is a shed that nurses, teachers and social workers drive. It is in short, a piece of shite. None of my chums would be seen dead in one and nor would their birds.

So if I am to sell RBL raffle tickets I must employ muscle or blackmail and that is not correct in support of a righteous charity.

I feel we can do better. My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen and pre-op gender confused wierdo's. You haved £12.5k. I require something for a raffle that I can flog to my chums with a straight face.
 
#3
What about one of these:



An enterprising gent could park it at the end of the garden, remove the axle and tow bar...
 
#5
£12, 500 of beer.

There was a program and few years back where people bought a shed of a car, we're given a wedge of cash to upgrade it, and then suction the car. One week the winners took the wedge, filled the car up with beer and sold raffle tickets, their victory was resounding.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
I'll take a few tickets, Duke.

I'm skint and need a new motor.
See, people like you are not part of the solution. You are part of the problem. It is not your fault. You are Scottish.

Right, having dealt with the Pikeys up north, allow me to reiterate (do a Google).

We have twelve large to come up with some idea to raffle for RBL. Jesus fucking Christ it is not rocket science is it?
 
#12
How about a Hyper_Luxe Aluminium shed? Full equipped with metric fittings of course. Also comes with a life-time supply of Barmback, chutney and home brew. To make it comply with multicultural regulations a basic Welsh language course to be included.
 

TheIronDuke

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#14
How about a Hyper_Luxe Aluminium shed? Full equipped with metric fittings of course. Also comes with a life-time supply of Barmback, chutney and home brew. To make it comply with multicultural regulations a basic Welsh language course to be included.
Choke on a chicken bone, die and burst in your coffin.

We are raising funds for charity here you heartless bastard.

So. £12.5k. It is a lot of money, eh?
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
I fucking hate you all. You try to help, you know? Jesus.
 
#18
Duke, why don't you ask all of the 'tax free dealers' in the Soldier Mag and see what you can get?

I'll ask the company I got my car off if you want.
 
#20
I wonder if we can turn TID into a dribbling mong a la O_S in one thread?

Some would say he has a head start on that.

Not me obviously, he's my hero. :)
 

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