Oi, RBL. Is it because I is black?

TheIronDuke

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#1
So our hero gets back to the demense after a hard day poodling about the place, lisping and charging people a fortune for it and what does he find?

No wife for starters (her car, shoes and Mobby are GPS linked to an associates security grid. Dont get ideas cos I can find your Mum) but a load of bumf from RBL.

The Battle of Britain Poppy Raffle.

Mint I think. At last they have listened. Make some dosh in the summer and overcome the November spike. My time with the crusties has not been wasted.

Then I check their badly designed tat.

One book of raffle tickets at a quid a pop? Woooo. That will make all of ten pounds, you under achieving but well meaning Muppets.

Stickers? Yeah, OK if you must. I'll give them to the Grandchildren and they can hand them out at their BNP Junior Leaders rallies.

Then... THEN I SAY... the final fucking insult.

All the tat is addressed to Posh Bird. Just because her people commanded tankies and were called Wingco or Sir. Where mine were mostly jailed.

Bah.

I could do two books of raffle tickets at £5 a sheet. But do they ask me? Oh no. Uncle Cecil had been got ratted by some Navy types when he comitted the alleged crime, but do they forget? They do not.
 

TheIronDuke

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#3
thegimp said:
security to aisle five, we've got a broken one
That wont be so funny when you are dragged to Strasbourg in chains to testify.
 

ancienturion

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#4
TheIronDuke said:
So our hero gets back to the demense after a hard day poodling about the place, lisping and charging people a fortune for it and what does he find?

No wife for starters (her car, shoes and Mobby are GPS linked to an associates security grid. Dont get ideas cos I can find your Mum) but a load of bumf from RBL.

The Battle of Britain Poppy Raffle.

Mint I think. At last they have listened. Make some dosh in the summer and overcome the November spike. My time with the crusties has not been wasted.

Then I check their badly designed tat.

One book of raffle tickets at a quid a pop? Woooo. That will make all of ten pounds, you under achieving but well meaning Muppets.

Stickers? Yeah, OK if you must. I'll give them to the Grandchildren and they can hand them out at their BNP Junior Leaders rallies.

Then... THEN I SAY... the final fucking insult.

All the tat is addressed to Posh Bird. Just because her people commanded tankies and were called Wingco or Sir. Where mine were mostly jailed.

Bah.

I could do two books of raffle tickets at £5 a sheet. But do they ask me? Oh no. Uncle Cecil had been got ratted by some Navy types when he comitted the alleged crime, but do they forget? They do not.
Definitely worth pondering - one day when I have the . . . . . .
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#5
No, it's because your confined to a wheelchair, have the social skills of a ritalin riddled adhd suffering chav, and don't have any of your own teeth.














Glad to have cleared that up for you.
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
ancienturion said:
Definitely worth pondering - one day when I have the shed
Fixed. No charge. Now, moving on...

anyone care to link me to the Poppy Appeal 'Battle of Britain Summer Raffle' website, Twitter or Facebook?

Or a link that to the surge of patriotism surrounding the football thing happening this summer in Croatia? No, not Croatia. Australia maybe? Somewhere sunny for sure. I saw it on the Channel 4 news.

Jesus. Gifted amateurs. Spare me.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#8
TheIronDuke said:
ancienturion said:
Definitely worth pondering - one day when I have the shed
Fixed. No charge. Now, moving on...

anyone care to link me to the Poppy Appeal 'Battle of Britain Summer Raffle' website, Twitter or Facebook?

Or a link that to the surge of patriotism surrounding the football thing happening this summer in Croatia? No, not Croatia. Australia maybe? Somewhere sunny for sure. I saw it on the Channel 4 news.

Jesus. Gifted amateurs. Spare me.
The Ritalin has definitely kicked in.

PS Try between Namibia and Zimbabwe if you really want to quell your soccer hunger...
 

Sixty

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#9
TheIronDuke said:
So our hero gets back to the demense after a hard day poodling about the place, lisping and charging people a fortune for it and what does he find?.....blah, blah fecking blah
Christ, it's like Caubeen without the Bushmills and Mulligan.
 

ancienturion

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#10
Mr_Fingerz said:
PS Try between Namibia and Zimbabwe if you really want to quell your soccer hunger...
OK, Russia? USSR? Rumania? Transylvania? Portugal? Norway? Switzerland? Venezuela? Wales?
Oh bugger it. I give up.
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
Sixty said:
Christ, it's like Caubeen without the Bushmills and Mulligan.
I would rather my Moderators did not invoke the Diety. See my Memo To Mods #237 for clarification. Thank you for your input.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#12
ancienturion said:
Mr_Fingerz said:
PS Try between Namibia and Zimbabwe if you really want to quell your soccer hunger...
OK, Russia? USSR? Rumania? Transylvania? Portugal? Norway? Switzerland? Venezuela? Wales?
Oh bugger it. I give up.
Geography (atlas) rather than etymology (dictionary) :D
 

Sixty

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#14
Markintime said:
Sixty said:
TheIronDuke said:
So our hero gets back to the demense after a hard day poodling about the place, lisping and charging people a fortune for it and what does he find?.....blah, blah fecking blah
Christ, it's like Caubeen without the Bushmills and Mulligan.
Was he, also, more popular than you? ;)
A swift volley in the swingers with a diving boot is more popular than me.
 
#16
vvaannmmaann said:
Is Dukey the Good or Bad CO yet? It' s very hard to tell.
I don't think even he knows yet, bless him. I think he's been sipping creosote again
 
#17
TheIronDuke said:
anyone care to link me to the Poppy Appeal 'Battle of Britain Summer Raffle' website, Twitter or Facebook?
We've been asked not to...but we can give them to Posh Bird...Ma'am.
 

TheIronDuke

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#18
Bastards. You try to help, you know? Bastards
 
#19
TheIronDuke said:
Bastards. You try to help, you know? Bastards
Quite agree old man. They have no idea of the magnitude and generosity of the offer that you're making. I'll support you all the way.

Erm, what is it you're actually talking about then?
 

TheIronDuke

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#20
Monty417 said:
Erm, what is it you're actually talking about then?
Invading Poland you tit. What did you imagine I was talking about? How soon can you be at Dover? And can you still borrow your cousin's Tranny van?
 

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