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#1
Newbie here, just thought I'd pop a wee hello on.

Fairly sane, rational bird (though obviously have my irrational "time of month" moments!)

My cousin told me to have a peek at the site as he felt it would suit my humour..... :eek:

So, hello boys and gals!

Rach
 
#10
racheyblubird said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
Hello.

Do you allow four fully grown St Bernard dogs to lick your clam out whilst being filmed?
You've seen the film then??? :roll:
Yes, I have often lobbed my muck over it. Especially the part where the big dog mounts you and enters your bottom. The best bit though is were the four doggies bukkake you at the end. Are you going to make another one?
 
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:) I'm the sorta bird that will tell you I'm the exact spit of Kate Moss, Pammy Anderson, et al (whoever is your dream bird) WHEN in reality I'm more of a Kathy Burke looky likey......

WOULD hate to disappoint with a pic!
 
#20
racheyblubird said:
:) I'm the sorta bird that will tell you I'm the exact spit of Kate Moss, Pammy Anderson, et al (whoever is your dream bird) WHEN in reality I'm more of a Kathy Burke looky likey......

WOULD hate to disappoint with a pic!
Got any shots of your clout then??
 

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